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*loses followers*
*loses friends*
*loses bobby pins and hair ties*
*loses internet connection*
*loses phone*
*loses life*
*gains weight*
(Source: madfawn)
via god i am so sad.
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I can read, Trebek. That says anal bum cover. I’ve spent five years of my life trying to invent an anal bum cover. Failing to do so is my greatest regret.
(Source: joelhaldane)
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when you hear everyone flipping the test page over but you’re still on question 2
(Source: lindsaylohangmyself)



